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Once upon a time, there was a blog. The blog was the most predictable blog in the history of all blogs.

Every single post looked like this

Once upon a time, there was a (insert noun here)

the (noun that you inserted) (insert attribute that is not relevant to the post at all (except if the noun is a cannibal))

One day, (either a pronoun or just the noun that you inserted)

(insert verb here)

So it did.

(insert something about what happened after what they did (going to a court if cannibal))

(insert a statement about the word count going up here)

(insert filler to boost the word count here (which is this by the way))

the end

and that my friends was a generic post by me

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