and finally... BOB BAKSTORI

Herro. I kno dis has been long awaited by no one. So i will knot delae dis ani moar,lat's spacebar left out of it!

also if you could read that you are a legend

So, let's start back at the beginning of the life of the legend. Childhood.

He had never even considered fighting for the rights of the potatoes at the time, since at that time, they were pretty equal. But one peculiar day, the kids in his neighborhood started to go missing. About one week, give or take a few days, he was the victim. Or more important, his family. Everyone but him was killed. He was shot in the stomach, and almost died, but someone called an ambulance just in time. Then, he started fighting. butter knifing the next murderers in the eye the next time. Went to mcdonalds for the cookies. Worked with peta, and got where he is now.