fine.. engaging title

Once upon a time , there was a taco. The taco was not a cannibal this time, because he would get sick if he ate a taco. One day, he was constipated, and couldn't find any laxatives, so went to taco bell. then ate a taco. Then got sick and diarrhea. then when he got cured, he vowed never to eat a taco again. Then, he was constipated. The nearest drug store was like, 14 miles away, and he didn't want to go that far, but then he went there and then they were like"oh yeah we've replaced our laxatives with taco bell instead" and then the taco asked "well hell no i aint no feckin cannibal hell no no i wont"