teh bakstory of DERPINA

Derpina wanted to be a police officer when she grew up. When she was about 15, give or take a few years, she discovered the hardships of potatoes and animals and crap. So she decided to join Peta, A few years later, she got a call that one protestor actually did something. So they called bob, and asked him if he wanted to work with them. He accepted the offer.

then stuff happened