Teh bakstory of JOE

Joe, like bob, was a potato. Growing up, he pretty much the opposite of tom. He was very smart, and did that thing with the alka seltzer cap firey thing and that baking soda plastic bag thing and that dry ice thing. He just loved going to his apartment's parking lot and blowing up his toy soldiers.. Bob would always cheat off of him a little on every test. Also, they were best friends. When he heard his friend was famous years later, he wanted in. So he studied demolition and learned how to stuff posters into a grenade that won't actually blow things up or hurt anyone. Then he joined the squad fam.