jonathan do your homework

once upon a time, there was a cookie. The cookie was a taco. Now, I don't know how the logic of this works, but I guess it's logic was nonexistent. So anyway, one day it decided to dig a hole through the crust of the earth, and onto china. So it got a shovel, and dug. At the core, it started bleeding water, because it was so hot(sweat). Then, it kept flipping around, because of gravity and it was being weird. then, everyone died. The end

Mini Mini story

once upon a time, there was a word count. The word count wanted to go up. so it did. But it was not enough words, so it went up even more. The end