meet teh squad

Health: 10

what he is sort of: Elite Soldier

Wields a poster launcher and a butter knife, because he is lactose intolerant.

Health: 10

what he is sort of: Grenadier

Wields a grenade launcher, poster grenades and a chopstick.

Health: 10

what she is sort of: soldier

Wields a poster rifle, six poster magazines, and maple syrup.

Health: 11

what he is sort of: ninja tomato thing

Wields pencils, tape, and a pencil katana.