I'VE ADDED A DAMN ENGAGING TITLE ENOUGH I DONT NEED TO DO IT THAT MUCH TIMES NEVER AGAIN

Once upon a time, there was a taco. suddenly, a unicorn granted him four wishes instead of three, cuz' she was nice.

"I wish, to be able to be not dead inside."

"deal."

"I also wish, for pineapple to be acceptable when on pizza."

"*wincing* deal."

"I wish, for harambe to come back."

"*cringing* deal."

"I wish, for jake paul to be awesome." "Ooohh, that needs Miracle Mana, and a minimum of 400. I have Miracle Mana, but only 300."

"feck"

the end