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Once upon a time, there was a potato that ate a cookie.

Someone witnessed this and turned him in.

~a few moments later~

"Order in the court," said the judge, a bible."The defendant may speak now."

"Thank you, your honor." The potato stepped up.

"In my defense, that cookie was delicious."

The jury gasped. "He wouldn't!" a voice squeaked.

"what did he say again? I was asleep." another voice said.

"Silence!" the judge said.

"I proclaim you, Dillon Potatoface, guilty. Twenty years."

~a day later~

Prison wasn't really as bad as they say in movies. The only thing he didn't like was the lack of privacy. Everything else was fine. After he got settled in, he met a taco, named Miguel Cruz(get it? cuz' hes mexican?), who also ate a cookie.

The end