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Once upon a time, there was a cookie. the cookie suddenly saw a unicorn that was sad at a phone booth.

"Radiant farms! They took Bob!"

This was none of the cookie's business, and the cookie was not a snoop, so the cookie kept walking.

A few minutes later, the cookie got a call from the unicorn police station, saying to go to 999 rainbow lane, unicorn town, 99999.

when he arrived, the unicorn ate some rainbow flavored sour patch.

And then the unicorn explained.

and then they sued radiant farms.

~the end~