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once upon a time, there was a unicorn that liked tacos. One day, she was browsing ebay for new rainbow flavored food items, when she saw this can that had changed her life.

Unicorn meat.

No wonder Bob had gone missing! Radiant Farms had kidnapped him and chopped him up and put him in a can!

she called 911.

"Hello, 911, what is your emergency?"

"What's 911 for unicorns?

"86426761."

"Thank you!"

she called 86426761.

"Hello, 86426761, what is your emergency?"

"Radiant farms! They killed Bob!"

"Okay, calm down. We are going to send over a detective, and you can explain to him, okay? Where are you, currently?"

"999 Rainbow lane, unicorn town, 999999."

"Thank you. They'll be right over."

When the detective arrived with a cop, she explained the situation.

"And then they took Bob and fed them to humans!"

"Wait, wait, wait. We don't know that they took Bob, but they took a unicorn. You might want to hire a lawyer."

"Ok."

~the end~