teh waffle

Once upon a time, there was a waffle. When she saw her friends being served for breakfast at the local log cabin, she almost fainted. When she started to get sad, suddenly, a burst of posters were suddenly flung onto the walls. The windows weren't so fortunate. When a boom erupted from inside the log cabin, and it started overflowing with posters, she remembered something. About how she used to work with Bob. How she was part of PETA. Quickly, she rushed over to the mini fridge that she lived in, ran over to the bed table, and latched the creaky drawer open. Sure enough, there it was. The poster rifle. She never used it, because she was worried that it might hurt someone.

She put on her jetpack, and wet on her way.

She also set the mode to "Airplane, hammerhead", which would shoot a bunch of paper "hammerhead" airplanes using the posters. She then opened fire.

"Hey, derpina. Long time no see."

"Ok."

~Two months later~

The log cabin closed.