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Once upon a time, there was a magical prince human who lived far, far away in a village, because villages and magic and princes are iconic to fairytales. He was very wealthy and had a good life, until an evil witch came along(because a proper fairytale without an evil witch is like a proper gentleman without a monocle(and a proper gentleman isn't a proper gentleman at all without a monocle)), and robbed the village of all of its candy. Then, because there was no candy, people started evacuating. The prince, however, did not want to stand for this madness. So then he slaps the witch, provoking her. When she chases him, he just ran to a door and shut the door behind him. He heard a thud behind him. "I'm sorry, put some ice on that honey!" He then proceeded to replace all of the ice cubes in the village with Blair's 16 Million Reserve hot sauce using magic. then, this time, he heard a scream behind him. He had purposely carefully positioned the door so the witch would get hit near their eye. Wow, technology!

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