The adventure of bob the potato protester

Pi vs. The Potato

Bob the potato was walking down a street when suddenly, someone was throwing a half eaten candy bar onto the sidewalk. So naturally, he charged at him with the poster launcher. That magazine inside the gun holds the tacks, the random thing on the side holds the ink, the thick part of the handle is used to draw what's on the poster, and the thing on the top holds teh paper. (By the way, Pi is a character from my brother's blog. (Go see it here.(warning, a lot of Penrose triangles.))) He fired away at π, leaving posters saying "stahp teh fewd aboose"(Grammarly hated that sentence), and "yes, I'm doing this again" tacked to his shield.(You have to read my whole blog to get that joke) He then 360° Noscoped him on the nose(Yay, free piercing!). π left the tack there but ripped the poster off, because if he took the tack out, he would bleed more. "D'oh! wait, that's not my catchphrase! hey, writer, can you leave that part out?" Said π. "Nope,"I say, "Fine." π grabbed his sword, cut Bob's finger off, washed it, deep fried it, broke it in half, then ate a half. "Want some?"π asked Bob while chewing. "No thanks, I'd rather not eat myself." "Ok, well, this is really go-wait, how did your finger grow back?" "I don't know. Oh yeah, We're in the game Resident Evil 4, and I just rubbed a herb on the wound so it would grow back." "Oh, right. #video game logic!"

To be continued