Xtra random story without autocorrect

Once upon a time, there was a teacher that was sitting in the teachers lounge, when suddenly, a student bursted into the reom saying that there was a twenty ton cat in the hallway.

"and do you expect us to believe thatt theres a 40000 pound cat in the hallway?"

"I weighed it. It's orange with blach stripes."

"...."

"I hate mondays."

Another story, Once upon a time, there was a cookie the size of a tiny peanut.

The cookie wanted to go to a cheese museum one day, but he couldn't reach the doorknob. Then, he found an old fasioned keyhole, the kind that you can put youe finger into.

So he got a ladder, and wento into it.

the end