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Once upon a time, there was a HOOMAN that liked to eat chicken nuggets. One day, mcdonalds ran out of chicken nuggets, so he had to make his own chicken nuggets. They were actually pretty good. So he decided to make his own Mcdonald's called Wendy's. Even though his name was Dave, he called it Wendy's anyway. His burgers were also pretty good. Also, he hired a guy with lightning quick reflexes named Ishmael Mohammed Jr., who could do a bunch of orders in less then a minute. Or something. Wow, for once, I did research for a blog post. Wow. Anyway, he got some awards, blah blah blah, he did some stuff blah blah blah, and now,

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