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Once upon a time, there was a person named bob. One day, he didn't eat anything. The next day, he was so hungry, that he could eat the world. So he did. Then, he was full. He needed somewhere to stand on, so he went to mars.

The second he sat down, all da martians started showing him their magikarps. He showed them his mew. They showed him their mewtwos Yep, plural. Just kidding, they were cheat codes. They played a really cheaty version, where the only way to get pokemans was by cheat codes. You had to search online for the cheat codes, and you could only use a specific cheat code one time. There were so much mewtwo cheat codes, it wasn't even funny. But since the pokemans like Zubat and Magikarp were useless, they were really rare. So having multiple Magikarps was something to brag about.

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