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Once upon a time, there was a person who didn't know how to digest food. But one day, a thing inventor that was invented by a thing inventor thought of an idea to invent. The idea was to build an eating machine, something that eats things for you if you don't know how to eat, or are too lazy to eat. He purchased it and decided to test it out. It worked! But the thing was, he couldn't taste it. But at least he didn't starve. He had been born for only two weeks, so it's scientifically possible for this person to buy something and be alive. I just threw that in, so no one would go to the comments and then type in "Impossible!"(btw, u can go three weeks without food, three days without water, three hours in severely cold weather with no layers of clothes, and three minutes without air.)

Anyway, that's the end of this blog post!