How to be random

If you have read the rest of this blog, then you probably know that I am totally random. If you want to know how to be random like me, then read the rest of this blog post.

So, what you want to do first, is, Hey, look, theres a butterfly outside my window!

Well, anyway, you can never be too focused on one thing. You can be focused on one thing, but not too focused.

The second thing you want to do is always say things, like, "I'm a potato(read my last blog post to find out how to say that without lying(aka be a potato))", or, "i like turtles".

Don't say to me that you don't like turtles, everyone likes them!

Anyway, I'm too lazy to do this all in one post, so bye.