how to be a potato.

Lots of things are potatoes. Like GLADoS, from portal 2.

"Hey, how are you holding up? because... IM A POTATO!"

- GLADoS, Portal 2

And potatoes. Potatoes are also potatoes.

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Step 1. Go to an extremely crowded place, like time's square, and yell at the top of your lungs, "I'm a potato."

Step 2. Print out a picture of your face, tape it on a potato, then congratulations! you have successfully turned into a potato.

The end