Monies CAN Buy Happiness

Once upon a time, there was a HOOMAN who said, "monies can't buy happiness". The ironic thing, was that he had owned 12 cats. By buying them. With cash monies. He just didn't want people to know his secret secret to get unlimited cash monies, fame, and Happiness. You see, he was the owner of Grumpy Cat, Maru, Colonel Meow, Lil Bub, Keyboard cat, Sockington, Monty the cat, Cole and marmalade, Honeybee, and Venus the two faced kitten. Yep, all 12. They gave him infinite wealth and happiness. (also, the info is here: http://www.boredpanda.com/famous-cats/?page_numb=1)

One day, he accidentally leaked his secret on an interview.

Everyone in the world was soon doing it, and the world was very happy. except for the HOOMAN.

The end