A story

once upon a time, there was a non HOOMAN potato. the potato's phone was never out of battery, because he takes baths in water with electrolytes instead of normal water. then, if he was ever close to running out of battery, he would just plug a charger into himself.one day, he was out of battery, so he just drank 4 gallons of gatorade. then, he drank too much gatorade, so he had to go pee. Unfortunately, he was on a road trip and there weren't any rest stops, so he just have to hold again like, for two hours. Then, a rest stop was nearby, so they decided to stop. Just kidding, they kept driving, because he didn't tell anyone that he had to use the bathroom. Long story short, the charger drained away all of the gatorade he consumed, and he didn't have to go anymore.