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Don't you hate it when you feel like your'e about to sneeze and then start making that weird face that you do, but then the sneeze goes away and then everyone sees you with a stupid expression on your face, and then laugh at you?

Yeah, me too.

Here's a story!

once upon a time, there was a dude with a scary face. everyone who looked at him calls the police. Even the police themselves. He was later arrested for looking at people, because he gave them nightmares every time he looked at them. Whoa, 93 words already? Then, he broke out of prison easily, because he looked at the prison bars, and they exploded. When he looked at the wall, it exploded.

The end