Fidget Spinners

Spidget finners, I mean, fidget spinners are a trend that will probably pass away this year, but just like Pokemon Go, it will still be in Youtube Rewind. They were originally supposed to help people with anxiety issues, but studies show that spidget finners don't actually help people with anxiety. I haven't read the whole article, because I thought that I wouldn't need to, but I do. ; – ; The emoticon next to the first the, is called the crying emoticon. Actually, I just made that up, but- wait, I forgot to tell you about Timmy! Timmy is literally a cardboard box with tape and cuts, but it's not for storage, well, that's not it's primary use. It's primary use is to fold your clothes faster! Highly recommended for people that like 2-in-1 things, are lazy, like conserving time, or are just cheap, all of which apply for me! It all started on a snowy- wait no, laundry folding evening when there was a 10 - year -old boy that liked 2-in-1 things, is lazy, liked conserving time, and is just cheap. He also liked to make random stuff out of cardboard boxes. It was his turn to not fold the socks, which he usually did. "I'm lazy, cheap, and like to conserve time, but somehow I want to build something." he said. So he went down into the storage room, and stole a cardboard box. He then saw his kitty named [insert name here]. "[insert name here]! How did you get here?" He put her into the box and carried it up. Then, [insert name here] ran out of the box. Then, he grabbed a pair of scissors and some tape and did stuff to it. Then, he created Timmy. He tested it, and it worked!

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