A lot of things I know about you

First, you are reading this.

Second, you know how to read.

Third, you are a human being.

Fourth, you are looking at a screen. Fifth, you are alive. Sixth, you are either a son or a daughter of two people. Eighth,you just skipped number seven.

Ninth, you just checked to see if there was a seven, asking yourself, "did I skip something?"

Tenth, you just found out that there wasn't a number seven, and now are cursing yourself because you fell for something so simple and easy.

Eleventh, you think that this post is dumb and pointless but somehow want to read more.

Fourteenth, this is ending.