a story about a person whos name is bob

Once upon a time, there was a person who's name was Bob. One day, he was taking a walk in the woods then he saw a rocket ship. Then, he just started to walk toward the rocket ship. When he finally got there, this is exactly what he heard.

"Now we're going on a trip, in my favorite rocket ship..."

He was already walking away, saying "Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope-" when he got kidnapped by a clown. He told him to make a statement. If it is false, he will whack him with a melon for two hours straight. If he makes a true statement, then he will get strangled. If he does not make a statement, the clown will set fire to him.

"Oh, I've heard this one before! You will whack me with a melon." then he was set free. the end