How to eat a cookie

Ok, so you forgot how to correctly eat a cookie? Well, don't worry. I've got you covered. Step one. take the cookie and hold it in your hand. Step two. Open your mouth. Step three. put the cookie in your mouth. Step four. Take a normal bite out of the cookie. Step five. close your mouth and start chewing, but with your mouth closed. no one wants to see all those tiny bits of cookie. Step six. When you're done chewing and you thing that you can, swallow what you just chewed. Step seven. Repeat steps through two through six and keep it in your hand until there is no more cookie to eat left.

Anyway, thanks for wasting your time reading this because if you can read, you can eat a cookie.

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